Thursday, February 23, 2012

Razer Abyssus Gaming Mouse - Woot

Death and Taxes

Oh no, I actually brought my own mouse.

Don?t worry, as a new tax preparer, I plan to uphold the policies and good name of our accounting firm. I just need to use my own mouse to do it: a Razer Abyssus Gaming Mouse, that is. You see, tax preparation may seem like tedious business sometimes, but with my Razer, it becomes fun and exciting, a world of suspense and danger!

Am I clicking into a box to enter withholding? No, I?m SNIPING into a box to enter withholding! Do I need to travel into the enemy territory of exemption claiming? No big deal! The Razer keeps up whether I make small, precise movements or fast, long range swipes! Is the client looking on tiredly? No worries! I?ll bring him into the action by making loud gunshot noises with my mouth every time I click a button!

You guys are gonna love having me in the office!

Warranty: 90 Day Razer

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

  • Whether you are making small, precise movements or fast, long range swipes; The Razer Abyssus keeps up with your every movement without tracking loss
  • With no drift control, experience true freedom of movement that allows your exact mousing movements to be translated into in game kills
  • Large tactile buttons tuned for rapid clicking that responds to your commands with instant response ? so you are always a gunshot or spell ahead of your enemies
  • Adapt to your game instantly with 2 toggle switches for 450/1800/3500dpi and 125/1000Hz polling rate adjustments without the need for any software drivers

Specifications:

  • 3500dpi Razer Precision? 3.5G infrared sensor
  • 1000Hz Ultrapolling? / 1ms response time
  • Mechanical dpi/polling rate switches
  • On-The-Fly Sensitivity? adjustment
  • No Drift Control
  • Always-On? mode
  • Ultra-large non-slip buttons
  • 16-bit ultra-wide data path
  • 60-120 inches per second and 15g of acceleration
  • Three independently programmable Hyperesponse? buttons
  • Ambidextrous design
  • Scroll wheel with 24 individual click positions
  • Zero-acoustic Ultraslick? mouse feet
  • Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord
  • Approximate Size: 4.53?(L) x 2.48?(W) x 1.58?(H)
  • Approximate Weight: 0.16 lbs

In the box:

  • Razer RZ01-00360100-REFB Abyssus Gaming Mouse

Source: http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=22014

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